Wednesday, May 29, 2019

Wedding Speech †Best Man -- Wedding Toasts Roasts Speeches

Wedding Speech Best ManBefore I begin with Leons character assassination, I should probably introduce myself, as a lot of you dont know memy name is Andy. My full name is actually Andy WhatcanIgetyou. For those of you who I meet in the bar later, Id appreciate it if you could Use my full name.Id also like to remind you, that the more you laugh at my gags the faster my speech will be deliveredso its in your own outdo interestI think being a opera hat man can be a very nerve racking experience(pause) if theres one person here this afternoon feeling nervous, apprehensive and queasy about what lies out front.then its probably because youve just married Leon.Anyway, I wanted to take this opportunity, not only to demolish Leons reputation and character, but also to run out about Leon AND Lucy as a couple.In September 1998, Leon and I two started and met at Bath University. I think, in hindsight, going to Bath was one of the best decisions Leon ever made, as a few days in, he met Luc y. And from what I remember about 1st course (which frankly isnt a lot), in spite of appearance a few weeks they were sp demolitioning a lot of their time together and started to get quite closeI remember myself and the other lads in our folk used to constantly badger Leon to make an advance. And as youll probably know, Leon IS a bit of a fast mover when it comes to the ladies ..(pause), so it took him only 1 year (pause) (and severa... ...st doesnt like to interrupt.On a more serious note, theres not many best men who can describe both the groom and the bride as a true friend, and in that, I think Im very lucky. It is an honour, albeit a most terrifying one, to have been asked to be the best man here today. But if Im honest I do feel a certain relief to see the end of my duties in sight, as Im totally certain that Leon will never have a need to call on met to be his best man again.As a final thought you dont marry someone because you can live with them, you marry them because you simply cannot live without themLadies and Gentlemen, enthral be upstanding and join me in a toast to Mr and Mrs grooms surnameLeon and Lucy

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